MY BOYFRIEND IS LISTENING TO ERYKAH BADU 

I HAVE FINALLY INSTILLED GOOD MUSICAL TASTE INTO HIM

ITS TAKEN 6 LONG AND GRUELING MONTHS BUT MY WORK IS DONE

*OPENS UMBRELLA*

*FLIES OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH “YONCE” PLAYING SOFTLY IN THE BACKGROUND*

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theuppitynegras:

social-justice-mindy:

OH MY GOD! So I was in the target with my little sister and came across this. I honestly dont even know what to say.

The attack on white women in America must be stopped. Everyday we are made to feel as though we are less than, ugly and should hate ourselves. We are encouraged to get collengin impants in our lips, breast implants and butt injections to to have black features. 

Today my little sister even told me, “Ashley, I want to be a black girl.” Do you know how that made me feel?!?!?!?!?!? I felt like I failed her. 

The media wants white women to be ashamed of themselves. And it is time to stop that. Everywhere I turn, i see black women stealing white men, like thieves in the night. I dont mean to be racist but honestly sometimes I wish we could go back to segregation.

I went on twitter to see what others were thinking and I even realized that most people saying she was ugly were INDEED black men! How am I to believe black women are beautiful if their own men dont. 

Im so upset, my little sister asked my dad if she could go tanning the other day and he just walked out of the room. What is America coming too? Why is the assault on my face, body, lips, eyes and skin so harsh?

If you ask me, most beautiful should have went to either Jennifer Lawrence or Anna Kendrick, not because their white but because physically they are stunning.

this post lmao

y’all look at this

look at what Lupita has done

*PATTI PRAISE BREAK*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYvB4wTOH-Q

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sotou:

Dang it.

(Source: thisiselliz)

Im so angry my head actually hurts

I need a drink and some chocolate.

theuppitynegras:

khaleesi:

queerwatson:

 yeah no

i kept looking and looking and looking and they left laverne cox off the fucking list

you can go check but she’s not there

fuck time magazine

that’s bullshit

laverne cox got left off but MILEY CYRUS is on it?

And they took off Lupita? What the actual fuck?!

Lupita and Laverne are gone but MILEY  CYRUS IS ON IT????

IS THIS REAL LIFE??? 

AM I DREAMING??

AM I DRUNK??

sOMEbody help me i must be all kinds of fucked up 

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ilovemy4c-hair:

yarrahs-life:

urbanculturee:

fortheloveoftrilll:

thanoblesavage:

More proof.

Can we take a moment to appreciate how amazingly this body was preserved!!! Also BLACK PEOPLE WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE. Never let these white washed history books tell you any different.

Only reason we have white people is because of the migration and climate difference back then and how the body adapted to it. 

I swear….

well duh

REBLOGGIN FOR THE MUMMY THIS IS REALLY COOL

robokittens:

curseofthefanartlords:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

atamajakki:

kisu-no-hi:

midorieyes:

“You can’t just slap Shingeki no Kyujin’s OP onto everything.”

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I DON’T FUCKING

THIS VIDEO IS THE DEFINITION OF “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED”

i’M FUCKING DYING

THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE????

DANG THAT WAS COOL

update: just watched this again and it’s still hilarimazing

(Source: excelsagas)

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thevictoriaa:

pretty much

(Source: watermelontacos)

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Why do straight guys try so hard to impress me

Every straight guy I know always tries SO HARD to impress me its really amusing. 

They’ll show me some girls nudes [because HAHA SHE TRUSTED YOU AND SENT YOU PRIVATE PICTURES OF HERSELF LOL SO FUNNY], talk about how much sex their having [all the time >_>], show off their shit, and just be absolutely parched and I dont understand it.

Why do people care what I think of them? I couldn’t give a damn what they thought of me even if I tried. Plus I dont impress easily. Its just how I am. 

Every guy I have had a conversation with constantly tries to get me to go “w0w ur so cool >_>”

Is the ego really that fragile to where they need validation of their manly man manity of maleness at every possible opportunity?

Yes yes I’m sure you have a massive 10 inch cock that this girl who’s boobs you’re showing me named for you, a sweet ride, and have the sex with all vaginas in the different ways. I am in awe. Really. 

"i sent this girl a pic of my dong and she was all ‘omg its huge’, and it wasnt even that hard brah"

"Duuuude, I have so many chicks, they call and text me and just want me to come over all the time like ugh."

"Aw check out this text i just got and these nudes she sent me, i might go bang her later just to get a quickie out"

"yea im the best at video games and cars and sex all my friends say so im just so sexy and skilled at things look at all the things" 

I dont know why guys, particularly straight guys, feel the need to brag so much about shit they do. I dont even talk about shit I do. I have shit going on and in the works nobody even knows about. Its like they HAVE to drop their shorts and wave their dick around every 5 minutes just so people wont forget its there. I had friends in middle school the same way 

I dont understand this compulsion. I dont have it. I was born without this gene. Maybe that’s why 90% of my friends are women. I like to let my work speak for itself. If you’re a sewper cewul sex-haver— you dont need to talk about it every other day. 

itschel-uh-see-deactivated20140 asked:
You're an ex fat boy and got the nerve to be choosing on here lmao nigga you are a four but want a girl that's at least an 8

titytwochainz:

titytwochainz:

  1. You either forgot to click anon or some lame nigga made you his woman crush Wednesday and you feeling ya self. Either way, you got me fucked up.
  2. How is being an ex fat boy even an insult? “You the type to live healthier and lose weight ass nigga” You sound dumber than you look.
  3. Whenever somebody call me ugly, my first reaction is to see what they look like. Only, like most ugly people, no tagged/me all you have to go by is this Avi. This dusty ass blank South Pole ass baseball jersey and that tight ass TJ Maxx polo cap you goofy ass Lil Bill dressed ass bitch.
  4. I even looked in ya archive. Nothing but basic bitch posts that you reblogged from other basic bitches. Every post you’ve ever conceived has 0-10 notes, you can’t even manage 11. Now I know notes ain’t everything, but when you look at it as I have pictures, of me, as in my face, with more notes than everything on this site that you are responsible for, that’s crazy. I mean, those come directly from your brain, you telling me, you can’t muster up enough IQ to get more notes than the face of a ex fat nigga who is a 4 in the face? That tight ass clearance cap cutting off ya the blood to ya brain. 
  5. Wait I found a picture of, guess how many notes you got. Yep. Zero

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RIP

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